Gas Price Cartoons

Posted May 16th, 2008 By Bill Snouffer | Automotive Humor

As gas prices continue to rise, I am seeing more and more cartoonists creating images for local papers and the web that poke fun at something that is affecting us all!

However, don’t let these cartoons bother you! If you are in the market for a new vehicle, Franklin Sussex Auto Mall has a full line of vehicles that obtain incredible gas mileage. For example, the new Jeep Patriot with Chrysler’s World Engine is one of the most fuel efficient vehicles in Chrysler’s current lineup!

To see what we currently have in stock, take some time and browse our new vehicle inventory!


How To Tell If You Are A Jeep Nut

Posted February 26th, 2008 By Bill Snouffer | Automotive Humor

Because the Chrysler Corporation has created such strong and reliable brands, we often find that alot of our customers become “brand fanatics”- they eat, sleep and breath a particular make or model no matter how many design changes it may go through.

We find this to be particularly true when it comes to some of our Jeep customers. While surfing around the internet, I came across some easy ways to tell if you are a Jeep nut!

  1. You roll your Jeep over and don’t get upset
  2. You judge every hill by how much fun it would be to climb
  3. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
  4. You’ve been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ and XJ to spell check
  5. When you slam the door and chunks of mud crumble to the ground
  6. You can’t hear your stereo over the howl of your tires on the roadway
  7. When you use a hose to clean the inside and outside
  8. When you have a windshield sticker that reads, “This Side Up”
  9. You get paid to pickup your co-workers during a snow storm
  10. When any tire that isn’t waist high looks like a bagel to you